I purchased a Wii console and Wii Fit and I was all excited and ready to get rolling on my latest weight loss adventure. Now, I know nothing that’s supposed to work the junk out of my trunk is gonna be easy. What I didn’t know is that Wii the Jerk was going to degrade me while I was working out.
What kind of crap is that! And check out the happy Non-ABW in the Wii Fit advertisement. What it doesn’t show you is that her man is in the background laughing & pointing at the jerk comments Wii Fit is making at your expense.
I do have to give Wii jerk credit though, I am sore and in pain. Who the hell knew doing a pretend Hoola-Hoop could make you this exhausted.
What was Nintendo thinking when they made the Balance Board make such a snide little “Ohhhhh…..” sound when you step onto it 90% of the time? If you do this first thing in the morning (which I do so I weigh in at the lightest possible poundage), it RUINS YOUR DAY. It’s bad enough that my mii looks like a beach ball. That is not motivating, it’s depressing.